OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...