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A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...