Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...