You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...