Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Halloween handouts
|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a...