Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...