The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Poem about Economics
|If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...