Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...