The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...