Pneumonia
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold....
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...