What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...