Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...