Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...