Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...