Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...