stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...