The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...