seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...