Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...