Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...