May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...
The technical geek test
|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities?...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...