Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...