Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...