A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...