Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...