No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...