Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
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The Mushroom
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The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
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An Old Man’s Dying Request
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Temperatures and What They Mean
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25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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How many sheep do I have?
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Three is equal to four
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