What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...