Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...