The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...