Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...