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Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
The boss tells some jokes
|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...