What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Ready for Parenting? Find out!
Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Emersom
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Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...