Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...