BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...