Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...