grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
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The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
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Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Biker boss in Heavan.
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