How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...