dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Puppies don’t surf…
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On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!