Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...