own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...