Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
Top nine reasons computers must be female
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”