What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...