What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.