The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...