A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...