Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...