Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...