Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...