How are lawyers like sperm?
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Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Which of the following does not belong?
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A small analogy
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Foot Tall
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...